Our 82 studio recorded clips include the most classic quotes such as:-
* High 5
* Yakshemash
* Very nice
* Go ahead, make my day
* My wife, she is a dead
* Noooot
* Great success
* I very exciiite
* Wah wah wee wah
* Bang bang, skeet skeet
* What’s up vanilla face
* Do not fear me gypsy….
* Pamela….

And many many more…

This isn’t just a soundboard. If you like Borat you will LOVE this application.

The fun doesn’t stop there though. Why not call your friends (iPhone only) and then load Yakshemash. You will have hilarious moments using Yakshemash to prank call your friends and family.

On top of the soundboard we have included a section of the application that allows you to use any of our 82 clips as your ringtone. (iPhone only).

UPDATES

We are excited about updates to this application but they are only possible if our users help us too. Good reviews on the AppStore will help keep the Yakshemash profile raised and will allow us to dedicate more time to future updates.

LEGAL

All of our sounds are recorded by PROFESSIONAL impressionists. Please note: this is not a rushed application with rushed clips. Each clip has been recorded and re-recorded until we were completely happy.

Poor Impersonations = Poor Applications. Don’t be disappointed! Yakshemash is your perfect pocket soundboard.

All clips are fully licensed to Quapps Interactive and are (c) Quapps 2009. Our sounds do not infringe the rights of any broadcasting party or company.

Using the ringtones function on the application will submit your email address into our database in order to forward your requested ringtone to you. We will never sell this data to another company but we reserve the right to use this data to send you promotional material related to your purchase. You can opt out at any time by simply following the unsubscribe link on any email you receive.

Whether you are breaking the ice, trying to ruin a friendship or trying to make somebody move this is the app you need. You can even create prank calls with this application. Simply call a friend, load sarcasm and put your phone onto speaker. Now you can reply to your friend using Sarcasm with hilarious consequences. Please request phrases in the reviews section and we will add as we deem necessary. All phrases are recorded by us exclusively for this application. Some of the phrases in this application are highly sarcastic so we urge you to only use them to people you know that can handle jokes.

More information:
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FYI: Every one of these words were burped by myself and colleague solely for this application! Yes, we were nearly sick.

BurpSpeak is a burp application that is VERY different from the others.

WHY? Because BurpSpeak is the first application to allow you to select your words to form sentences and have it spoken back using genuine burps.

Imagine how your partner will react when you tell her that you love her using burps!! Yep, Score.

Imagine burping your order at a restaurant or takeaway!

Imagine being able to reply to an annoying person using only burps and play them at their own game! With BurpSpeak this is a VERY simple task to pull off.

Select your words and form your sentence then simply press play to hear the entire sentence spoken back using 100% genuine burps.

Every single one of the words burped in our app is a 100% genuine burp from our team and especially created for this application.

We have burped over 280 words so far for BurpSpeak and want to burp many more so please use the review section to request more words and we will add every legible word into our dictionary that you require.

We really do want this app to be a success and will add every legible word requested in as regular updates as we can get accepted.

Each app sold may go towards a new can of coke to ensure maximum gas when burping our words.

Burp Speak require an iPhone or iPod Touch running 3.1 or later.

Ever asked a bartender in Cornwall where the toilet is only for him to look at you before muttering something and walking off?

Ever wondered how to say “I beg your pardon” in Liverpool?

What about saying “Goodbye” in Scottish?

Now all of this is a reality with iSlang! Fire up the app, select the dialect and press the button to hear the phrase and repeat.

You can drive 20 minutes from your house in Britain and be in a new area with entirely different dialect so it is important that you can understand several of them in order to survive.

We really believe that without this app you could and probably will die and its for this reason only (ahem) that we present iSlang!

Using this app you can listen to several dialects from different areas in order to arm yourself with ultimate knowledge of Britain.

~~~ Dialects included ~~~

Welsh
Yorkshire
Scottish
Scouse
Geordie
Mancunian
Brummie
Cockney
Irish
Cornish

Thats 100 sounds.

Each button has its English translation and when pressed will speak the dialect you will need in order to survive such as Would you like to go for a pint.

Even though we have attempted to produce accurate impersonations of other dialects it does NOT mean that they are in any way perfect. This is a fun app with high quality sounds recorded by us exclusively for this application.

If you feel you can do better we have included details within the app to submit your own.